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why everything I favor is great, and why everything I
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image of Maddox's, geared towards myself and others
whose views are often opposite his. I realize this
makes me wrong by his standards, but not surprisingly,
we like it that way.
News (05-21-2006): Well, it seems I'm back on the
internet after a 2-year hiatus. Sit back and enjoy
the fiasco that will undoubtedly ensue, you pebkacs.
Cyclists: what is wrong with these people?
(Updated: 05-15-2006)
Read these classics or go to Dell.
Movie critics: why I can't stand 'em.
Scooby Doo: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
L33tspeak, Version 2.0.
10 Funny things to say to bums.
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